Did the Duck do it?

The mystery surrounding the Foston Hall Duckling continues to grow.

https://twitter.com/movanders/status/1229525583480213506

We can only reply with Channel 4’s official statement “For reasons of the duck’s security we can’t go into the issues surrounding its move into ‘Duck Witness Protection’ and what necessitated our having to blur his image, suffice to say, it was a nasty incident involving the Canada Goose Gang, a loaf of bread and a swan! We hope you’ll respect his need for privacy.”